Anything Quote by Buddy Hackett

Ninety-nine percent is in the delivery. If you have the right voice and the right delivery, you're cocky enough, and you pound down on…

— Buddy Hackett

I've never been able to tell jokes. In the beginning of my career I did impressions and jokes like any other comedian, but I…

— Don Rickles

You can't just yell jokes at people.

— David Cross

You can make people laugh, but having them really want to hear what you have to say, that takes trust and time.

— Iliza Shlesinger

I think you can make jokes about anything. But you have to accept that there will be people who don't like it. And they…

— Paul F. Tompkins

Dont you hate it when people make a joke about you, about something that you are actually incredibly insecure about and they dont realize…

— Ritu Ghatourey

I think my speeches are hilarious. I think I'm a natural comedian, but I like denying people the chance to laugh. I want to…

— Lydia Lunch

If it's just the voice, then you can only do jokes. It's not really even about the impression so much. It's about the take…

— Frank Caliendo

When you denigrate people, they have two ways to fight back - with their fists and guns, or their mouths. And mouths are seemingly…

— Carl Reiner

I use a lot of humor, and I follow the saying that if you want to tell people the truth, you better make them…

— Sayed Kashua

Everyone has been in a social situation where you say something and it goes unnoticed, then someone else says the same thing and everyone…

— Sloane Crosley

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not…

— Christopher Guest