Marriage Quote by Buddy Hackett

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, "I've decided I want to be cremated."…

— Dave Spikey

My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day.

— Joan Rivers

“I wouldn't like to be cremated', she said. 'You'd prefer worms?' 'Yes, I would.”

— Graham Greene

“I’m sure there’s a protocol for meeting a spouse who’s been cremated, but I’m pretty much at a loss. Am I supposed to say…

— Jodi Picoult

Buried my wife the other day. Had to, she died.

— W. C. Fields

“I want to be cremated. And I want my ashes spread over the lake, so I’m always with you, hangin’ around, silently judgin’ you.”

— Molly Harper

“Go home to your wife. Go bury her.”

— Euripides

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.

— Groucho Marx

“Sifting through an urn of cremated remains you cannot tell if a person had successes, failures, grandchildren, felonies. “For you are dust, and to…

— Caitlin Doughty

“He called me an asshole and said, “I'll bury you!” like some comic book villain. I wanted to fucking scream my head off—I'm not…

— Tiffanie DeBartolo

When I die, nieces, I want to be cremated, my ashes taken up in a bush plane and sprinkled onto the people in town…

— Joseph Boyden

The wife's Mother said, ‘When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave.’ I said: ‘Good, I'm being buried at sea’.

— Les Dawson