Ashes Quote by Joan Rivers

I've changed my mind. I've decided that at the end I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered over someone I don't like.

— J. Michael Straczynski

When I die, I want to be cremated with everybody.

— Anthony Jeselnik

I want to be cremated, and I want my ashes blown in Uri Geller's eyes.

— James Randi

My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How about Tuesday?"

— Buddy Hackett

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.

— Groucho Marx

I want to be cremated so people won't come to worship at my bones.

— Albert Einstein

When I die, nieces, I want to be cremated, my ashes taken up in a bush plane and sprinkled onto the people in town…

— Joseph Boyden

There are secrets I will take to the grave and others I'd feel safer having cremated.

— Robert Breault

Buried my wife the other day. Had to, she died.

— W. C. Fields

My father's ashes are not yet interred.strangely, I find the fact that he isn't properly laid to rest helps me when I'm doingthis play.

— Lynn Redgrave

“Sifting through an urn of cremated remains you cannot tell if a person had successes, failures, grandchildren, felonies. “For you are dust, and to…

— Caitlin Doughty

I am my heart's undertaker. Daily I go and retrieve its tattered remains, place them delicately into its little coffin, and bury it in…

— Emilie Autumn