Ashes Quote by Groucho Marx

When I die, I want to be cremated with everybody.

— Anthony Jeselnik

I want to be cremated so people won't come to worship at my bones.

— Albert Einstein

I want to be cremated, and I want my ashes blown in Uri Geller's eyes.

— James Randi

“Sifting through an urn of cremated remains you cannot tell if a person had successes, failures, grandchildren, felonies. “For you are dust, and to…

— Caitlin Doughty

I've changed my mind. I've decided that at the end I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered over someone I don't like.

— J. Michael Straczynski

There are secrets I will take to the grave and others I'd feel safer having cremated.

— Robert Breault

When I die, nieces, I want to be cremated, my ashes taken up in a bush plane and sprinkled onto the people in town…

— Joseph Boyden

I don't want to be cremated, I want to be buried. I don't believe in wasting wood and I feel that one should give…

— Khushwant Singh

My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day.

— Joan Rivers

“Sifting through an urn of cremated remains you cannot tell if a person had successes, failures, grandchildren, felonies. “For you are dust, and to…

— Caitlin Doughty

It is cremated youth. It is all yours--no one gave it to you.

— Willa Cather

[That] my body be buried as cheaply as possible and no speeches be permitted at my funeral.

— Charles Bradlaugh