I'm not going to pay good money to join a club that lets in people like me. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we ought to have? — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money wont make you happy and this is… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Don’t ever underestimate the importance of money. I know it’s often been said that money won’t make you happy and this is… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Firefly: Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we oughta have? Chicolini: Well, I tell… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I'm not much of a correspondent. My letters are not only uninteresting but sparse. I'm glad I don?t have to write for… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
![“He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that is. You see, Pop never used a tape measure. He didn't believe in it. He said he could just look at a man and tell hi.” quote by Groucho Marx](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/02f/groucho-marx-788_accurate_he-groucho-s-father-had-absolutely-no-tr_22161.jpg)
