Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here! — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
A man who says he can see through a woman is missing a lot.-Groucho Marx A man's only as old as the… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
If you were a man, you'd go into business for yourself. I know a fellow who started out last year with just… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
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