Accurate Quote by Groucho Marx

He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that…

— Groucho Marx

You are going to be measured anyway by some means, fair or foul. Usually the one doing the measuring has nothing specific in mind;…

— Phil Crosby

You can't measure a man by his size. You measure him by the fight he has inside.

— Renzo Gracie

Didn't anyone tell you that size doesn't matter?" "Yes, but I told him to put his pants back on and go home.

— Christine Warren

The former measured six feet and an inch in his stockings, and, without a single pound of cumbrous flesh about him, weighed a hundred…

— Augustus Baldwin Longstreet

There is no need to worry about mere size. We do not necessarily respect a fat man more than a thin man. Sir Isaac…

— Bertrand Russell

Some athletes aren't small, they're just short.

— Lee Corso

I was never one who sought to make the small man tall by cutting off the legs of a giant. I wanted to drag…

— Paul Harvey

I don't think that's the only thing he did in those pants.

— Kane

“In his diary Bill Hassett recorded the sight of the venerable little Englishman standing at the top, “at just a sufficient height to accentuate…

— Nigel Hamilton

“At a certain age men began to shrink, and yet it was precisely at that age that their trousers became too short for them.”

— Howard Jacobson

“He was much older and had the physique of someone who spent all his time behind a computer. The only way he'd have a…

— Laurie London