Old age Quote by Howard Jacobson

“What was it with shorter men?  It seemed they had something to prove and did so by a hardened demeanor and expanded egos. ”

— Carolyn Arnold

“Maybe being so short has made me age slower, or something.”

— Sherwood Smith

“Call me old-fashioned, but I did read in Glamour that one’s shorts should always be longer than one’s vagina.”

— Helen Fielding

“Ah, the Gods of little men which make them smaller still.”

— L G Space

“I remembered to keep my body inclined low, to shrink myself smaller than he. He was sensitive about my greater height.”

— Nalo Hopkinson

“Under the eighteenth century fashion people did not so much all pretend to be young, as all agree to be old.”

— G.K. Chesterton

“Ah the gods of little men ......that make them smaller still.”

— LG Space

“But I know when you go to old houses, the doorways are much smaller, ’cause people were shorter then, so maybe cocks were smaller…

— J.L. Merrow

“my stomach aches a new. blasted inconvenience. What do young men have to mark their entry into adulthood? Trousers, that's what. Fine, new trousers.…

— Libba Bray

“I was surprised he could do any amount of labor wearing the pants he had on. I don’t understand skinny jeans for men. Who…

— C.J. Roberts

“When we are young we cannot know what it is like to bigger grow but why do grown-ups great and tall so soon forget…

— Marta Moran Bishop

“It is not in my nature to be concerned about trousers.”

— Simon P Norton