You can swim in life and seawater, but both are hard to swallow. — Austin O'Malley Hard Copy Share Image
A woman, like a cross-eyed man, looks one way, but goes another--hence her mysteriousness. — Austin O'Malley Crosses Copy Share Image
Religion often gets credit for curing rascals when old age is the real medicine. — Austin O'Malley Age Copy Share Image
We must be laid like a brand in the fire ... if we would gain immortal youth. — Austin O'Malley Brands Copy Share Image
If you snub Conscience a few times she will cut your acquaintance. — Austin O'Malley Acquaintance Copy Share Image
A hole is nothing at all, but you can break your neck in it. — Austin O'Malley Break Copy Share Image
A drunkard is like a whiskey-bottle, all neck and belly and no head. — Austin O'Malley Alcohol Copy Share Image
Charity is the only lubricant that keeps the axle of the world creaking. — Austin O'Malley Charity Copy Share Image
Reason clears and plants the wilderness of the imagination to harvest the wheat of art. — Austin O'Malley Art Copy Share Image
Some men are like a church-organ -- you can play on them for a lifetime and always find new harmonies; others are… — Austin O'Malley Boxes Copy Share Image
The reason we constantly discover new truth in Shakespeare is that his complete understanding of the particular includes the universal. — Austin O'Malley Learning Copy Share Image
The milk of human kindness should be brought fresh to the table every morning. — Austin O'Malley Every morning Copy Share Image
Civilization sails prettily like a child's rubber balloon until it hits a sharp object; then it is likely to collapse like the… — Austin O'Malley Balloons Copy Share Image
If all fools wore white hoods, any crowd would look like a field of blooming buckwheat. — Austin O'Malley Blooming Copy Share Image
A sane man often reasons from sound premises; an insane man commonly reasons as well, but the premises are unsound. — Austin O'Malley Insane Copy Share Image
Learned men fall into error oftenest by mistaking knowledge for wisdom. — Austin O'Malley Errors Copy Share Image
