A woman, like a cross-eyed man, looks one way, but goes another--hence her mysteriousness. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
Some men are like a church-organ -- you can play on them for a lifetime and always find new harmonies; others are… — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
A sane man often reasons from sound premises; an insane man commonly reasons as well, but the premises are unsound. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
Learned men fall into error oftenest by mistaking knowledge for wisdom. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
They often say woman cannot keep a secret, but every woman in the world, like every man, has a hundred secrets in… — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
The difference between a mongrel and a thoroughbred, whether brute or man, is not in swiftness, beauty, or endurance, but in courage. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
A charitable man is like an apple tree-he gives his fruit and is silent; the philanthropist is like the successful hen. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
Each man's soul is a menagerie where Conscience, the animal-tamer, lives with a collection of wild beasts. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
The worst misfortune that can happen to an ordinary man is to have an extraordinary father. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
A man's life is like a well, not like a snake--it should be measured by its depth, not by its length. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
A rose gets its color and fragrance from the root, and man his virtue from his childhood. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
No man can have a reasonable opinion of women until he has long lost interest in hair-restorers. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
Man and the earth move in orbits: what they did before, they will do again. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
You cannot knock a man down who will not stand up, nor argue with a skeptic. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
Ordinarily when a man in difficulty turns to prayer, he has already tried every other means of escape. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
Some men are like a clock on the roof; they are useful only to the neighbors. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
The habits of a young man are, like his coat, removable; the habits of an old man are like the drapery of… — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
Man usually thinks liberty is the power of doing what he likes to do. That is license. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
Many a man wins glory for prudence by seeking advice, then seeking advice as to what advice would be best to take,… — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
Some men, like a wet dog, sprinkle a shower of advice over you when you are least prepared for a bath. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
The collision of a great man with a great idea strikes fire in dry flax. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
After thirty-five a man begins to have thoughts about women; before that he has feelings. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
A woman, like a cross-eyed man, looks one way, but goes another--hence her mysteriousness. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
Religion often gets credit for curing rascals when old age is the real medicine. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
We must be laid like a brand in the fire ... if we would gain immortal youth. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
If you snub Conscience a few times she will cut your acquaintance. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
A drunkard is like a whiskey-bottle, all neck and belly and no head. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
Charity is the only lubricant that keeps the axle of the world creaking. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
