Funny Quote by Austin O'Malley Download Open image “Sermons are like pie-crust, the shorter the better.” — Austin O'Malley ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Love Pie Sermons
In nearly all cases, if the people complain of the length of our sermons it is because we fail to interest them personally in… — Charles Grandison Finney Copy Share Image
“In your sermon manuscript short sentences keep your thoughts from tangling and therefore are easier for you to remember. When you deliver your sermon,… — Haddon W. Robinson Copy Share Image
Surely if men's hearts were right, short sermons would be enough. — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
A sermon is a form that yields a certain kind of meaning in the same way that, say, a sonnet is a form that… — Marilynne Robinson Copy Share Image
“A sermon should be like a woman’s dress. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to keep your attention.” — J. Golden Kimball Copy Share Image
A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials. — Ronald Knox Copy Share Image
“A sermon, well delivered, is more uncommon even than prayers well read. A sermon, good in itself, is no rare thing. It is more… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“The sermon has been reduced to parenthetical church remarks about newspaper events,” — Dietrich Bonhoeffer Copy Share Image
If a man can preach one sermon without mentioning Christ's name in it, it ought to be his last. — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
“The set of outline notes of our poorer sermons, however, will likely reveal that they were shaped by the nature of their substantive content,… — Eugene L. Lowry Copy Share Image
The most effective sermons are those which make opposers of the Gospel bite their lips and gnash their teeth. — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
A woman, like a cross-eyed man, looks one way, but goes another--hence her mysteriousness. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
Religion often gets credit for curing rascals when old age is the real medicine. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
We must be laid like a brand in the fire ... if we would gain immortal youth. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
If you snub Conscience a few times she will cut your acquaintance. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
A drunkard is like a whiskey-bottle, all neck and belly and no head. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
Charity is the only lubricant that keeps the axle of the world creaking. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
Reason clears and plants the wilderness of the imagination to harvest the wheat of art. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
