If all fools wore white hoods, any crowd would look like a field of blooming buckwheat. — Austin O'Malley Blooming Copy Share Image
After thirty-five a man begins to have thoughts about women; before that he has feelings. — Austin O'Malley Feelings Copy Share Image
Envy is a gun with a faulty breech-lock which flares back and burns the gunner. — Austin O'Malley Envy Copy Share Image
Atheism is a disease of the mind caused by eating underdone philosophy — Austin O'Malley Atheism Copy Share Image
The milk of human kindness should be brought fresh to the table every morning. — Austin O'Malley Every morning Copy Share Image
