You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
You're heading for a breakdown. Why don't you pull yourself to pieces — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Thirteen at a table is unlucky only, when the hostess has only twelve chops. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do! — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah-He used to live in whales for a while — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
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