Brother Quote by Groucho Marx Download Open image “My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs” — Groucho Marx ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Brother Chickens Eggs Inspiration My brother Needs Thinking
“A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, “My brother’s gone crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken.” And the psychiatrist says, “Have you told… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, Doc, my brother’s crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken. The doctor says, Well, why don’t you turn him in? And the guy says, I would but I need the eggs. Well I guess that’s pretty much how I feel about relationships. You know they’re totally irrational and crazy and absurd but I… — Woody Allen Copy Share
Chickens are interesting individuals who have as much right not to be cooked and eaten as a dog or a cat or even a… — Bruce Friedrich Copy Share Image
“I never worry about how many legs my chicken has, about whether it can fly or not, about which cock was her husband; that… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
“sticking feathers up your butt,Tyler says,does not make you a chicken” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I was 3-years-old - to this day it is a vivid memory. My family and I were on a boat, catching fish. As one… — Joaquin Phoenix Copy Share Image
Whatever meaning 'Annie's Song' had for me on a personal level, there was also a larger context. It could just as easily have been… — John Denver Copy Share Image
Luckily, the bullet that hit my chest never got to me. It was stopped by a silver case I got for my brother's wedding. — James Doohan Copy Share Image
“Yeah. You treat him like a son or a soldier, instead of like a brother. He wants you to like him and admire him… — Faith Hunter Copy Share Image
“Your relationship with your brother will be, in many ways, the most complex and bewildering of all the interpersonal connections you will form. An… — Ron Currie Jr Copy Share Image
If I had my brothers I think with just a little bit of the correct marketing, I'd like to be almost exclusively in small… — Terry Bozzio Copy Share Image
There's no publicist, no advertisements, and no one's pushing us. If people are buying our records, it's because big brothers and sisters or friends… — Spencer Moody Copy Share Image
The only way to make sure that the Hand didn't get to you would have been to kill your brother. I could've done it,… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
There ain't no such thing as black Muslims. That's how they tried to cut off all my brothers in the rest of the world… — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware Of giving your heart to a dog to tear. — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
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