People Quotes by Groucho Marx

My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed.

— Groucho Marx

I'm not going to pay good money to join a club that lets in people like me.

— Groucho Marx

Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.

— Groucho Marx

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

— Groucho Marx

Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman

— Groucho Marx

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

— Groucho Marx

I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members.

— Groucho Marx

Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members.

— Groucho Marx

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid…

— Groucho Marx

This isn't a particularly novel observation, but the world is full of people who think they can manipulate the lives of others…

— Groucho Marx

I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature…

— Groucho Marx

A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats…

— Groucho Marx

I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book . . . The recipes were to be the routine ones: how…

— Groucho Marx

I'm not much of a correspondent. My letters are not only uninteresting but sparse. I'm glad I don?t have to write for…

— Groucho Marx

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

— Groucho Marx