Children Quote by Groucho Marx Download Open image “I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.” — Groucho Marx ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Children Disappointment Disappointment Came Feathers Funny Funny mothers day Imagine Imagine Disappointment Inspiration Marriage Married Married Mother Mother Mother Wanted Mothers day Parenting Wanted
When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I never wanted children. If I'd been deeply in love with a man and he'd wanted children, it would have been difficult. — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
I honestly didn't always want kids - for a very long time, it just wasn't a path I saw myself on. I wasn't even… — Jedediah Bila Copy Share Image
My mom wasn't expecting me to end up how I ended up. When she wanted to have kids, she wanted to have two girls,… — Syd Copy Share Image
Even if I don't end up with the kind of wife I desire, I hope to end up with a loving and caring mother… — Terry Mark Copy Share Image
I didn't marry to have children. I married to have a relationship, and I was blessed with one child. I was an only child,… — Carmen Dell'Orefice Copy Share Image
I wish I had been a better mother and a more compassionate and understanding wife in both of my marriages. — Alana Stewart Copy Share Image
I didn't want to get married, and I didn't want kids - I knew I wanted to act. — Kim Cattrall Copy Share Image
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I am certain that children always know more than they are able to tell, and that makes the big difference between them and adults,… — Jacques Lusseyran Copy Share Image
I believe in freedom to do what you want if you aren't hurting others, but pictures of obese protesters giving their children big gulps. — Philip DeFranco Copy Share Image
If the audience likes your work, if they like you, they don't think whether you are married or have children or not. I made… — Dimple Kapadia Copy Share Image
It doesnt seem to me strange that children should like the macabre, the sensational, and the forbidden. — Anthony Hecht Copy Share Image
Gratitude isn't just a feeling, it's an action. Expressing gratitude by writing in a journal, taking a photo, or shooting a video creates a… — Janice Kaplan Copy Share Image
My embarrassing confession is that my father is a 'Camelot: The Musical' obsessive. So as a child, when we were going to visit relatives… — Chris Chibnall Copy Share Image
I have many who keep me going, I am very fortunate in this sense. There is nothing like a child who knows more about… — Floyd Cooper Copy Share Image
My school was one of the most beautiful places a child can grow up in. You are surrounded by nature - cats, dogs, birds… — Amala Akkineni Copy Share Image
A lesser complaint: hair extensions. There are moments on 'All My Children' when half the women actors, young and old, seem to be afflicted… — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
As a child, I had a lot of older gay men taking care of me. There's a trust there. I feel like little girls… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image