My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I'm President of the United States, and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli! — George H. W. Bush Copy Share Image
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
OF COURSE I'd like to be the ideal mother. But I'm too busy raising children. — Bil Keane Copy Share Image
Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who dropped it. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
