Funny Quote by Groucho Marx Download Open image “Whatever it is, I'm against it.” — Groucho Marx ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humorous Inspiration Witty
I am positively against all this crap which is carried on first in the name of this thing, then in the name of that.… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
The months before my son was born, I used to yell from night to morn, 'Whatever it is, I'm against it! No matter what… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
It isn't about who is 'for' or 'against' you, it's about who you are for. — Andy Stanley Copy Share Image
Gay Liberation? I ain't against it, it's just that there's nothing in it for me. — Bette Davis Copy Share Image
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image