Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth" — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here! — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
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