Hostesses Quote by Groucho Marx Download Open image “Thirteen at a table is unlucky only, when the hostess has only twelve chops.” — Groucho Marx ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Hostesses Inspiration Tables Thirteen Twelve Unlucky
For 13 to be unlucky would require there to be some kind of cosmic intelligence that counts things that humans count and that also… — Douglas Hofstadter Copy Share Image
We all have heard it claimed that 13 is an 'unlucky number.' Indeed, there are many hotels in America that for this very reason… — Douglas Hofstadter Copy Share Image
I am not a fine chef, but I can certainly get dinner on the table for 14 people. With that many, I try to… — Cindy Crawford Copy Share Image
“In a hotel, the 14th floor is the 13th floor. And no matter how hard you try to hide it, it’s still unlucky.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Some chefs go crazy with one restaurant, and if I had 20, I would go nuts. — Eric Ripert Copy Share Image
When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half. — Gracie Allen Copy Share Image
There are a lot of people who must have the table laid in the usual fashion or they will not enjoy the dinner. — Christopher Morley Copy Share Image
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani fired his wife, Donna Hanover, as official hostess of the mayor's mansion last weekend. He's got his own idea… — Argus Hamilton Copy Share Image
Finally ... You have accomplished your mission in going there tonight - you were 'seen,' and you furnished your host and hostess with the… — Letitia Baldrige Copy Share Image
I was never a nightclub manager or a hostess. I want to make that very clear. I was an executive at my club. I… — Rachel Uchitel Copy Share Image
A guest is really good or bad because of the host or hostess who makes being a guest an easy or a difficult task. — Eleanor Roosevelt Copy Share Image
My father was prime minister, and to take care of his home, to be his hostess, automatically meant to have my hands in politics… — Indira Gandhi Copy Share Image
I realized that being an actor was something I never owned up to, in a weird way. I would be a hostess or a… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
All real democracy is an attempt like that of a jolly hostess to bring the shy people out. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
The only occasion when the traditions of courtesy permit a hostess to help herself before a woman guest is when she has reason to… — Emily Post Copy Share Image
Natalie Spenser was giving a dinner. She was not an easy hostess. — Mary Roberts Rinehart Copy Share Image
Cold soup is a very tricky thing and it is a rare hostess who can carry it off. More often than not the dinner… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
Don't think of Diana Vreeland's memoir as a book; it's more like a lunch. A bit of souffle, a glass of champagne, some green… — Cathleen McGuigan Copy Share Image
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