Airline Quote by Jerry Seinfeld Download Open image “Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.” — Jerry Seinfeld ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Airline Car Cases Funny Havens Hostesses Insightful Shows Travel Use
Years ago, people didn't wear seatbelts. Now, most people wouldn't get in a car without putting a seatbelt on. — John F. Kelly Copy Share Image
It's as if people used the invention of seat belts as an opportunity to take up drunk driving. — John Lanchester Copy Share Image
Even in the limo, I buckle my seatbelt. I got that seatbelt on before the car moves. — Christopher Walken Copy Share Image
Man, wear your seat belts. That's all I can tell everybody. You never know. — Tom Brady Copy Share Image
How do you think it would feel to be obliged to ask for a seat-belt extender on an airplane? For the unfashionably bulgy, life… — Barbara Grizzuti Harrison Copy Share Image
Children must always wear a seat belt...Except if you put 50 of them in one vehicle. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have learned, as a rule of thumb, never to ask whether you can do something. Say, instead, that you are doing it. Then… — Julia Cameron Copy Share Image
Getting on a plane and discovering that your seat belt won't fit around you was a moment of extreme horror. It was very hard… — Shonda Rhimes Copy Share Image
We’re all trying to get to the same island, whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive in, it doesn’t matter. What matters is when… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. I'm crass, but not that crass. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
There's no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It's the greatest thing in the world. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
We're all trying to get to the same island — whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive, it doesn't matter. What matters is when… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I was in the drug store the other day trying to get a cold medication...Not easy. There's an entire wall of products you need.… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I went up to the camp and Paul had me eat my first oyster I had never had an oyster in my life. And… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Then, finally, the third year, begging the parents, I got the Superman Halloween costume. Cardboard box, self-made top, mask included. Remember the rubber band… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
This is really a crazy idea, you know. It probably won't work, but that will be interesting, too. You have to motivate yourself with… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
If you get something right, you really feel it, right in your chest, on stage. I think it's an incomparable experience. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
One of the Internet's highest-profile companies, Priceline once dreamed of transforming the way consumer goods are bought and sold by offering customers the chance… — Alex Berenson Copy Share Image
Juan Tripp was a friend. Good name for an airline man, huh? Juan Tripp after another? — Fay Wray Copy Share Image
Most big companies don't like you very much, except hotels, airlines and Microsoft, which don't like you at all. — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
If the Wright brother were alive today Wilbur would have to fire Orville to reduce costs. — Herb Kelleher Copy Share Image
Hart is still like that little tub of vaguely milklike gunk that comes with airline coffee. It is labeled a "nondairy" product. Fine: we… — George Will Copy Share Image
Be Luke Skywalker, not Darth Vader. Ultimately love is stronger than evil. — Don Burr Copy Share Image
As a businessman, Frank Lorenzo gives capitalism a bad name. — William F. Buckley, Jr Copy Share Image
I have an 800 freephone number now that I call if I get the urge to buy an airline stock. I call at two… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
I don't mind flying. I always pass out before the plane leaves the ground. — Naomi Campbell Copy Share Image
Can a physicist visualize an electron? The electron is materially inconceivable and yet, it is so perfectly known through its effects that we use… — Wernher von Braun Copy Share Image
Funny, isn't it? The airlines go to all that trouble to keep you from taking a gun on board, then they just hand you… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image