Airline Quotes

One of the Internet's highest-profile companies, Priceline once dreamed of transforming the way consumer goods are bought and sold by offering customers…

— Alex Berenson

Juan Tripp was a friend. Good name for an airline man, huh? Juan Tripp after another?

— Fay Wray

Most big companies don't like you very much, except hotels, airlines and Microsoft, which don't like you at all.

— Bill Bryson

If the Wright brother were alive today Wilbur would have to fire Orville to reduce costs.

— Herb Kelleher

Hart is still like that little tub of vaguely milklike gunk that comes with airline coffee. It is labeled a "nondairy" product.…

— George Will

Be Luke Skywalker, not Darth Vader. Ultimately love is stronger than evil.

— Don Burr

As a businessman, Frank Lorenzo gives capitalism a bad name.

— William F. Buckley, Jr

I have an 800 freephone number now that I call if I get the urge to buy an airline stock. I call…

— Warren Buffett

I don't mind flying. I always pass out before the plane leaves the ground.

— Naomi Campbell

Can a physicist visualize an electron? The electron is materially inconceivable and yet, it is so perfectly known through its effects that…

— Wernher von Braun

Funny, isn't it? The airlines go to all that trouble to keep you from taking a gun on board, then they just…

— Dave Barry

Any serious airline has to look at a worldwide network.

— Vijay Mallya

Running an airline is a normal job. Racing is more.

— Niki Lauda

Those were my children being slaughtered.

— Don Burr

I came from the music business, which reputedly has the biggest egos, but I really think the airline world caps it.

— Tony Fernandes

There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to…

— Henry A. Kissinger

United [Airlines] sucks, man. I've got like a million miles and they never bump me to first class because they think I'm…

— Shaun White

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline.

— Harvey Mackay

The game we are playing her is closest to the old game of 'Christians and lions.'

— Robert Crandall

We have to make you think it's an important seat - because you're in it.

— Don Burr

You can't have a mid-life crisis in the airline industry because every day is a crisis.

— Herb Kelleher

You should definitely have a travel agent. Why go through all the hassle of dealing with airlines, hotels, and rental-car agencies yourself,…

— Dave Barry

Law of Airlines: The shorter the time between flights, the greater the distance between gates.

— Doug Larson

The food on the plane was fit for a king. "Here, King!"

— Henny Youngman

If it's torture flying one airline and [yours] is a pleasant experience, it certainly helps your revenue.

— David Neeleman