United Airlines: Passengers are our worst enemy. We're not too fond of luggage either. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I don't care what you cover the seats with as long as you cover them with assholes. — Eddie Rickenbacker Copy Share Image
You can't have a mid-life crisis in the airline industry because every day is a crisis. — Herb Kelleher Copy Share Image
We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off. — Michael O'Leary Copy Share Image
The only reason people work for airlines is because the Nazi party is no longer hiring. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I don't mind flying. I always pass out before the plane leaves the ground. — Naomi Campbell Copy Share Image
Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. — Harvey Mackay Copy Share Image
Anything that is white is sweet. Anything that is brown is meat. Anything that is grey, don't eat. — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
I really don't know one plane from the other. To me they are just marginal costs with wings. — Alfred Kahn Copy Share Image
If Richard Branson had worn a pair of steel-rimmed glasses, a double-breasted suit and shaved off his beard, I would have taken… — Baron King of Wartnaby John King Copy Share Image
I had some airline stock, but the airlines tanked. I didn't have a lot of money in them, though. — Mickey Gilley Copy Share Image
I was a mechanic in the Navy. And mechanics in the Navy are like mechanics in airlines. You may have more stripes… — Gordon Bethune Copy Share Image
Do you know how much faster I can fix an airplane when I want to fix it than when I don't want… — Gordon Bethune Copy Share Image
This is the most important aviation development since Lindbergh's flight. In one fell swoop, we have shrunken the earth. — Juan Trippe Copy Share Image
As we battle the high price of fuel, cost efficiency will continue to be a top priority not only for airlines but… — Giovanni Bisignani Copy Share Image
It may be annoying, but the rash of hijackings by Connecticut WASP girls surely explains the time-consuming - but still somehow completely… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Here's a phrase that apparently the airlines simply made up: near miss. They say that if 2 planes almost collide, it's a… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was engaged in what I believe to be the most thrilling industry in the world-aviation. My heart still leaps when I… — William A. Patterson Copy Share Image
First Europe, and then the globe, will be linked by flight, and nations so knit together that they will grow to be… — Claude Grahame-White Copy Share Image
Software is inherently complicated. If you say to somebody I want an airline reservation system, to really say what you want in… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
A hundred years ago, it could take you the better part of a year to get from New York to California; whereas… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
You should definitely have a travel agent. Why go through all the hassle of dealing with airlines, hotels, and rental-car agencies yourself,… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
This new England we have invented for ourselves is not interested at all in education. It is only interested in training, both… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
This is an especially good time for you vacationers who plan to fly, because the Reagan administration, as part of the same… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
It wasn't a case of me sitting down and thinking, right then, what shall I do with my life? Airline pilot? Plumber?… — Tim Lebbon Copy Share Image
The British Islands are small islands and our people numerically a little people. Their only claim to world importance depends upon their… — H. G. Wells Copy Share Image
And in the process, we have come up with fuels - algae-based fuels, isobutanol-based fuels and other fuels - that we think… — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
Flying for the airlines is not supposed to be an adventure. From takeoff to landing, the autopilots handle the controls. This is… — Bernard Ziegler Copy Share Image
People hear from Donald Trump that he's such an extraordinary success. They didn't know about Trump airlines and Trump mortgages and Trump… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
Well the thing is that under the [Ronald] Reagan administration, excesses have occurred in terms of over regulating certain types of behavior,… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
At United, I will dedicate myself to making our airline flyer-friendly. — Oscar Munoz Copy Share Image
I convinced him his luggage had gone to that big Bermuda Triangle in the sky. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The thing I miss about Air Force One is they don't lose my luggage. — George H. W. Bush Copy Share Image
In modern America, food is abundant everywhere except aboard commercial airplanes. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
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