Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up, lets just… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
You cannot manage an airline from a corner office in Willis Tower. That doesn't work. You've got to manage by walking around. — Jeff Smisek Copy Share Image
It's not a testosterone-driven industry any longer. Success is making money, not in the size of the airline. — Gordon Bethune Copy Share Image
Code-sharing, alliances, and connections are all about "how do we screw the poor customer for more money?" — Michael O'Leary Copy Share Image
You don't build wealth with credit card rewards and airline miles. You can't beat the credit card companies at their own game. — Dave Ramsey Copy Share Image
Two of the biggest drivers of airline profit are change fees and baggage fees. — Paul Hudson Copy Share Image
Not having an administrator sends the wrong message to the airline industry. — Maria Cantwell Copy Share Image
Carl Icahn told me to stay away from airlines. In good times, the unions take away the profits, and in bad times,… — Mian Muhammad Mansha Copy Share Image
A lot of people came into the airline business. Most of them promptly exited, minus their money, — Robert Crandall Copy Share Image
The whole world loves American movies, blue jeans, jazz and rock and roll. It is probably a better way to get to… — Billy Joel Copy Share Image
Airlines are interesting. They not only favor celebrities, they court them. — Phil Donahue Copy Share Image
Keep costs low and spirits high, and the people of Southwest Airlines will keep LUV in the air. — Herb Kelleher Copy Share Image
Airline food is not intended for human consumption. It's intended as a form of in-flight entertainment, wherein the object is to guess… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
A recession is when you have to tighten your belt; depression is when you have no belt to tighten. When you've lost… — Adam Thomson Copy Share Image
The painting world is awash with people who cannot paint. This is a condition that would not be tolerated in other professions… — Robert Genn Copy Share Image
I don't think JetBlue has a better chance of being profitable than 100 other predecessors with new airplanes, new employees, low fares,… — Gordon Bethune Copy Share Image
Let me be very honest and just say that if any airline would let me take the violin and the laptop on… — Lara St. John Copy Share Image
The system of transportation is not coherent; it is not treated as integral. Roads compete with with railroads and airlines in chaotic… — Anthony Stafford Beer Copy Share Image
In a sense, when we started Virgin Atlantic, I was trying to create an airline for myself. If you try to build… — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
When I go on Japanese Airlines, I really love it because I like Japanese food. — Phil Collins Copy Share Image
If airline seat cushions are such great flotation devices, why don't you ever see anyone take one to the beach? — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Six imams removed from a US Airways flight from Minneapolis to Phoenix are calling on Muslims to boycott the airline. If only… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
The captain has just turned on the fasten-seat-belt-sign. He didn't mean to, but the joint he was smoking fell in his lap,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I have one brother, John, an airline pilot, who is seven years younger. He's adopted, though we're still blood related - he's… — Gary Numan Copy Share Image
