Air travel Quote by Erma Bombeck Download Open image “I convinced him his luggage had gone to that big Bermuda Triangle in the sky.” — Erma Bombeck ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Air travel Airline Bermuda Bermuda triangle Bigs Convinced Food Funny Gone Humor Humorous Luggage Sky Triangles
“There is nothing right about the triangle known as Bermuda. The only thing right is the knowledge you’ll be left behind if you try… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
But anyway, I was convinced that it would go away, you know. But the idea was that he was sitting on a flight -… — Nick Lowe Copy Share Image
I was trampled to death by a man who believed his luggage would be the first piece off. If he were an experienced traveler,… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
How subtle is the relationship between the traveler and his luggage! He knows, as no one else knows, its idiosyncrasies, its contents ... and… — Vita Sackville-West Copy Share Image
I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it. — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
“Tarik reappeared from room 104 carrying a soft-sided blue travel bag, large enough to hold a week’s worth of clothes, small enough to fit… — Alex Berenson Copy Share Image
We just sat there and watched the plane pass the island, and it never came back," he said. "I could see it on the… — Laura Hillenbrand Copy Share Image
I was thirty-seven then, strapped in my seat as the huge 747 plunged through dense cloud cover on approach to the Hamburg airport. — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
He almost danced to the fridge, found the three least hairy things in it, put them on a plate and watched them intently for two minutes. Since they made no attempt to move within that time he called them breakfast and ate them. Between them they killed a virulent space disease he'd picked up without knowing it in the Flargathon… — Douglas Adams Copy Share
“The space center's proximity to my backyard came to signify an intersection between heaven and hell. Florida was somewhere between the two; it was… — Paul Kwiatkowski Copy Share Image
He lost himself in the words and images conjured in his mind and for a while forgot ... He found himself flying among stars… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
To my way of thinking, the American family started to decline when parents began to communicate with their children. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The woman who says, 'My kids are all speaking to one another and they love us' is a psychopathic liar. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
To say, "Well, I write when I really get into it" is a bunch of bull. Put the paper in the typewriter, stare at… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?! — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity.… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
If the Wright brother were alive today Wilbur would have to fire Orville to reduce costs. — Herb Kelleher Copy Share Image
There's another problem," Percy said. "I'm not good with air travel. It's dangerous for a son of Neptune." "You'll have to risk it...and so… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I don't mind flying. I always pass out before the plane leaves the ground. — Naomi Campbell Copy Share Image
Funny, isn't it? The airlines go to all that trouble to keep you from taking a gun on board, then they just hand you… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people… — Henry A. Kissinger Copy Share Image
Despite living in this post-9/11 age of transnational terrorism, the risk of death during air travel has plummeted to the point where we now… — Thomas P.M. Barnett Copy Share Image
Airline food is not intended for human consumption. It's intended as a form of in-flight entertainment, wherein the object is to guess what it… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The glamour of air travel - its aspirational meaning in the public imagination - disappeared before its luxury did, dissipating as flying gradually became… — Virginia Postrel Copy Share Image
The captain has just turned on the fasten-seat-belt-sign. He didn't mean to, but the joint he was smoking fell in his lap, and when… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
My Christmas present to myself each year is to see how much air travel can open up the world and take me to places… — Pico Iyer Copy Share Image
A century ago the Spanish flu confounded scientists and devastated whole regions, but while today's society has air travel and an enormous, heterogeneous population,… — Hannah Fry Copy Share Image
Air travel efficiency would improve if more travelers started going to less popular places. — Dan Quayle Copy Share Image
