Looks Quotes by Erma Bombeck

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.

— Erma Bombeck

When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home.

— Erma Bombeck

The hippopotamus is a vegetarian and looks like a wall. Lions who eat only red meat are sleek and slim. Are nutritionists…

— Erma Bombeck

Maybe age is kinder to us than we think. With my bad eyes, I can't see how bad I look, and with…

— Erma Bombeck

The fact was I didn't want to look my age, but I didn't want to act the age I wanted to look…

— Erma Bombeck

. . . but mostly, given another shot at life, I would seize every minute - look at it and really see…

— Erma Bombeck

With girls, everything looks great on the surface. But beware of drawers that won't open. They contain a three-month supply of dirty…

— Erma Bombeck

It's the three pairs of eyes that mothers have to have...One pair that see through closed doors. Another in the back of…

— Erma Bombeck

Kids are without a doubt the most suspicious diners in the world. They will eat mud (raw or baked) rocks, paste, crayons,…

— Erma Bombeck

If I had my life to live over again, I would have waxed less and listened more. ... I would have cried…

— Erma Bombeck

There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say, 'Yes, I've got dreams, of course I've got dreams.'…

— Erma Bombeck

Adults are always telling young people, 'These are the best years of your life.' Are they? I don't know. Sometimes when adults…

— Erma Bombeck

Given another shot at life, I would seize every minute...look at it and really see it... live it...and never give it back.…

— Erma Bombeck

...I remember thinking how often we look, but never see...we listen, but never hear...we exist, but never feel. We take our relationships…

— Erma Bombeck