Home Quotes by Erma Bombeck

When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home.

— Erma Bombeck

You show me a boy who brings a snake home to his mother and I'll show you an orphan.

— Erma Bombeck

Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.

— Erma Bombeck

“I come from a home where gravy is a beverage.”

— Erma Bombeck

Maybe you know why a child can reject a hot dog with mustard served on a soft bun at home, yet eat…

— Erma Bombeck

Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times…

— Erma Bombeck

Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with…

— Erma Bombeck

For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous…

— Erma Bombeck

Most mothers entering the labor market outside the home are naive. They stagger home each evening, holding mail in their teeth, the…

— Erma Bombeck

Some say the antique syndrome surfaced to offset the newness of the land, the homes, and the settlers. Some say the interest…

— Erma Bombeck

I'm real ambivalent about [working mothers]. Those of use who have been in the women's movement for a long time know that…

— Erma Bombeck

...I remember thinking how often we look, but never see...we listen, but never hear...we exist, but never feel. We take our relationships…

— Erma Bombeck

Someday, when my children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates a mother, I'll tell them: I loved you enough…

— Erma Bombeck