Food Quote by Erma Bombeck Download Open image ““I come from a home where gravy is a beverage.”” — Erma Bombeck ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Food Home
“Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm a potato, I go well with gravy!” — Twitter Copy Share Image
“I brush my teeth with a leg of fried chicken, and gravy is my toothpaste.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The guy across the bar was a slab of raw beef with a nose like a potato and ears like cauliflowers. A walking dinner.… — Tim Stevens Copy Share Image
“At the potluck, I brought two dishes: knowledge and mashed potatoes and gravy. Guess which one got cleaned out and which one hardly got… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You know how you have a good meal and you got gravy left on the plate. The gravy was so good that you don’t… — Erin Jamison Copy Share Image
“It was a wedding gift from Ron’s ex. She sent us a gravy boat shaped like a turkey, where the neck is the handle… — Laurie Gelman Copy Share Image
“Much to my delight, I found her panties to be full of mashed potatoes—but I had to supply all the gravy.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Life is about relationships. The rest is all gravy. Hey, maybe gravy would make that sushi taste good.” — Heather Burch Copy Share Image
“the drink of choice is not present, this RC cola will do. In this part of the country, it’s the house wine.” — W. Charlene Ammons Copy Share Image
“I took a fresh mug of coffee. Grilling grieving families always goes down better with caffeine.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
To my way of thinking, the American family started to decline when parents began to communicate with their children. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The woman who says, 'My kids are all speaking to one another and they love us' is a psychopathic liar. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
To say, "Well, I write when I really get into it" is a bunch of bull. Put the paper in the typewriter, stare at… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?! — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity.… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Before Noah, men having only water to drink, could not find the truth. Accordingly...they became abominably wicked, and they were justly exterminated by the… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. — David H. Murdock Copy Share Image
“The global population of Earth are involved in the following corporate government experiments: The long term effects of - 1. Nuclear bomb fallout radiation.… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
To me, Caribbean food is about fresh, seasonal produce - using what's in season to create vibrant and great tasting food. The spicing is… — Ainsley Harriott Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Things live and die, and then someone processes them into edible portions. This is a complete telling of the story, 'Food.' The basic plot… — David Fahrenthold Copy Share Image
Sometimes, when full and in fear that I will continue to eat unwanted food just because it's staring at me, I will place my… — Rachel Nichols Copy Share Image
We were so poor as kids. I didn't even see a bathtub, running water, hot water, commode - we didn't have any of that.… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
Comfort food is really anything you want at that time. That said, I really love Naple-style pizza. — Geoffrey Zakarian Copy Share Image
I went from 118 pounds to 135 pounds in a few months. But, I still didn't know anything about food. — Warren Cuccurullo Copy Share Image
What keeps me motivated is not the food itself but all the bonds and memories the food represents. — Michael Chiarello Copy Share Image
