Sports Quote by Michael Thomas Ford

Drinking is not a spectator sport.

— Jim Brosnan

“I don't ever drink alone. It's not much fun. And I don't think I will until I am an alcoholic.”

— John Steinbeck

“What kind of parties does she go to—cupcake parties?" "I think she meant beer." "Oh, right.”

— Rainbow Rowell

“Alcohol was a good friend, but it was also jealous and would tolerate no competition.”

— Oliver Pötzsch

If you can drink beer while doing it, it's not a sport

— Andrew McMahon

“If you don't enjoy sipping it, it's not worth drinking.”

— Raymond Bolton

“I'll have to figure it out for myself. That's thge problem with life. It's not really a spectator sport.”

— Heather Wardell

“Sport is the big giveaway. Wherever sport plays a big part in people's lives you can be sure they're bored witless and just waiting…

— J.G. Ballard

“I only drink a little, but when I do, I become a different person, and that person drinks a lot.”

— Nelson DeMille

“There are springs in the mind from which others cannot drink.”

— Clay Griffith

“Never make sport, no matter how lighthearted, of someone’s vocation.”

— Rodney Ross

“It's interesting how interesting uninteresting people get after a few drinks.”

— Stuart Blythe