Airline Quotes · Page 4

Any serious airline has to look at a worldwide network.

— Vijay Mallya

Bankruptcy as a solution in kind of un-American.

— Thomas W. Horton

Airlines are interesting. They not only favor celebrities, they court them.

— Phil Donahue

The easiest gift to give my husband is anything to do with airlines and flying.

— Kelly Preston

You cannot get one nickel for commercial flying.

— Inglis M. Uppercu

Frank is capable of any kind of behavior to win.

— Don Burr

When I go on Japanese Airlines, I really love it because I like Japanese food.

— Phil Collins

The Asian airlines have the best wine programs.

— Alain Ducasse

He won't fly on the Balinese airline, Garuda, because he won't fly on any airline where the pilots believe in reincarnation.

— Spalding Gray

Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security.

— Dave Barry

I technically have two last names, which is a lot of fun when you're making airline reservations.

— Mackenzie Astin

I never trust the airlines from those countries where the pilots believe in the afterlife. You are safer when they don't.

— Muriel Spark

An aircraft which is used by wealthy people on their expense accounts, whose fares are subsidized by much poorer taxpayers.

— Denis Healey

Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up, lets just…

— John Mulaney

PAL continues to be the country's leading airline and significant promoter of Philippine tourism.

— Lucio Tan

“Calling 911 for a police officer when an airline is engaging in extortion with you is a perfectly reasonable thing to do.”

— Steven Magee

Why do airline pilots always call passengers "folks"? I don't usually take umbrage at generic terminology--I'm one of those forward-thinkers who believes…

— C.E. Murphy

By 1931, after a few years' experience of flying scheduled airlines, those planes were operating at roughly 600 times the safety of…

— Burt Rutan

And ever since then [I] have set up businesses basically out of frustration. I mean, I set up Virgin Atlantic with one…

— Richard Branson

Airline food is not intended for human consumption. It's intended as a form of in-flight entertainment, wherein the object is to guess…

— Dave Barry

Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles,…

— Henny Youngman

There always has been a mystique and a romance about aviation, but in terms of the principles involved of satisfying your customer…

— Mike Batt

I don't how anybody taller than 6-4 can sit in those seats. And the airline executives don't give a damn 'cause they…

— Charles Barkley

It is an inconvenience, being located in a city where taxes are ludicrously high, where you pay twice your annual income to…

— Dave Barry

A personal note to the Founding Fathers: We're sorry. We blew it. You made it possible for us to live free and…

— Philip D. Murphy

I was not interested at all in Formula One when I left; I was very busy with my airline. But slowly I…

— Niki Lauda

The government is always looking for something that appears more dangerous than itself, and these criminals seem to fit the bill. Never…

— Llewellyn Rockwell

I came from the music business, which reputedly has the biggest egos, but I really think the airline world caps it.

— Tony Fernandes

Jet Blue is my preferred airline. I love the cleanliness, technology, and the staff is always wonderful.

— Camille Kostek

We're going to make the best impression on the traveling public, and we're going to make a pile of extra dough just…

— C. R. Smith

For those of us who live in the shadow of this noisy monster, there aren't too many of us who are sorry…

— Anthony Weiner

Short of committing murder, negative publicity sells more seats than positive publicity.

— Michael O'Leary

Hart is still like that little tub of vaguely milklike gunk that comes with airline coffee. It is labeled a "nondairy" product.…

— George Will

Motto of the U.S. airline industry - "We're Hoping to Have a Motto Announcement in About an Hour."

— Dave Barry

Airlines go in the long run at the competition to reason. For the passenger the competition is good, because each competitor tries…

— Niki Lauda

We built a jet airplane to get in and out of a 5,000-ft field. No one believed it could be done.

— Joe Sutter

...every time someone dies as a result of floods in Bangladesh, an airline executive should be dragged out of his office and…

— George Monbiot

I've always dreamed of franchising an airline, but I haven't been able to figure out how to do it.

— Henry Silverman

Let's make a statement to the airlines just to get their attention. We'll pick a week next year and we'll all agree…

— Andy Rooney

Most budget airlines anywhere in the world are going to leave you dissatisfied after using them.

— Chris Hadfield