Airline Quotes · Page 6

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

— Jerry Seinfeld

A hundred years ago, it could take you the better part of a year to get from New York to California; whereas…

— Dave Barry

Air Canada. That's a good name for a Canadian airline.

— Johnny Carson

Google makes so much money that it’s now worth three times more than every U.S. airline combined.

— Peter Thiel

We just found out my little brother has a peanut allergy, which is very serious I know. But still I feel like…

— Anthony Jeselnik

Once you get hooked on the airline business, it's worse than dope.

— Ed Acker

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

— Frank Zappa

I decided there must be room for another airline when I spent two days trying to get through to People Express.

— Richard Branson

So I've seen life as one long learning process.

— Richard Branson

Flying for the airlines is not supposed to be an adventure. From takeoff to landing, the autopilots handle the controls. This is…

— Bernard Ziegler

So I wanted to put that to rest: So you have the water, you have the steaks, you have the airline that…

— Donald Trump

If Christmas is for families, what do you do when there are families scattered all over the country? I am pretty sure…

— Gail Collins

We are pleased we haven't got one on order. It's too big an aircraft.

— Willie Walsh

We've got fuel prices coming down and good travel numbers coming out, so it's not surprising airline stocks are going up.

— Andrew Sullivan

Anything that is white is sweet. Anything that is brown is meat. Anything that is grey, don't eat.

— Stephen Sondheim

For those of us who live in the shadow of this noisy monster, there aren't too many of us who are sorry…

— Anthony Weiner

He won't fly on the Balinese airline, Garuda, because he won't fly on any airline where the pilots believe in reincarnation.

— Spalding Gray

Whatever happened to Trump Airlines? How about Trump University? And then there's Trump Magazine and Trump Vodka and Trump Steaks, and Trump…

— Mitt Romney

[Airline food] is the tiniest food I've ever seen in my entire life. Any kind of meat that you get - chicken,…

— Ellen DeGeneres

Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a joke.

— Jay Leno

Most budget airlines anywhere in the world are going to leave you dissatisfied after using them.

— Chris Hadfield

We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off.

— Michael O'Leary

Look at airport security now. What started out as definite racial profiling is now where the computer picks a name. That's why…

— Robin Williams

I don't how anybody taller than 6-4 can sit in those seats. And the airline executives don't give a damn 'cause they…

— Charles Barkley

I used to have an eBay addiction. I was really good at selling stuff. My sister needed to get to a funeral…

— James Blunt