Air travel Quote by Dave Barry

You know you spend most of your time at airports when your flight has been delayed 45 mins and your so comfortable you had…

— Kate Upton

I'm one of those passengers who arrives at the airport five or six hours early so I can throw back a few drinks and…

— Bob Newhart

Flying is always an unpleasant experience. You wait an hour for every ten minutes you actually spend getting anywhere.

— Andy Rooney

I decided there must be room for another airline when I spent two days trying to get through to People Express.

— Richard Branson

Always arrive in plenty of time so that when you step on the train or sit down in the plane you're relaxed, not hassled.

— Vera Lynn

I'm not the biggest fan of airports. I try to arrive a few minutes before check-in closes.

— Antoine Arnault

When to arrive at the airport?: You should be at the airport already.

— Dave Barry

I always think it's kind of fun to get to the airport early, check in, and then go and have a meal before getting…

— Art Malik

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport.

— Charles M. Schulz

I was thirty-seven then, strapped in my seat as the huge 747 plunged through dense cloud cover on approach to the Hamburg airport.

— Haruki Murakami

I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time.

— Gabriel Iglesias

I decided I wasn't going to come down. I was going to fly. I was going to stay up in the air forever.

— Jesse Owens