Comedy Quote by Gabriel Iglesias Download Open image “I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time.” — Gabriel Iglesias ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Cooking Funny Planes Walking
I was doing an hour drama on television and a Jackie Chan movie in Toronto, so I was on a plane every three days. — Debi Mazar Copy Share Image
One road trip we were stuck on the runway for seven hours. The plane kept driving and driving until we arrived at the rink… — Glenn Healy Copy Share Image
After about 30 minutes I puked all over my airplane. I said to my self, "Man, you made a big mistake." — Chuck Yeager Copy Share Image
I suddenly felt the plane go down. I thought we were going to die. I was really scared. I was sitting with my head… — Estella Warren Copy Share Image
And the two planes that were taking the band and crew that we had taken out to San Diego were flying out after the… — Reba McEntire Copy Share Image
I decided I wasn't going to come down. I was going to fly. I was going to stay up in the air forever. — Jesse Owens Copy Share Image
I flew from Zurich to L.A. on 9/11. I was in the air when it happened. I was asleep when someone woke me up… — Jack Savoretti Copy Share Image
Getting stuck in a plane for four hours on the tarmac on the hottest day of summer in Italy - it was like being… — Gemma Chan Copy Share Image
So I got off the plane and I forget to take off my seat-belt and I’m dragging the plane through the terminal... The wings… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly but I really liked it. Now I'm going bowling — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on AMAZON for only $2.99. Swap meet cant do that!! — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
You can't cheat comedy. You know, it either is going to be there on the day you capture or it's not. — Justin Lin Copy Share Image
I think if I have any kind of unique gift, it's more in the comedy area than it is in the dramatic area. — Susan Sullivan Copy Share Image
I always worked on holidays when I had to wait tables and stuff like that, so I'm used to it, but now I just… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
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