Nike actually has a pair of shoes called Air-Turbulence. Try getting past airline security wearing those. Might as well call them Air-Osama. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
This new England we have invented for ourselves is not interested at all in education. It is only interested in training, both… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
I like to travel business or first class. I wouldn't go out of my way to pay through the nose if the… — Hilary Devey Copy Share Image
An aircraft which is used by wealthy people on their expense accounts, whose fares are subsidized by much poorer taxpayers. — Denis Healey Copy Share Image
In Afghanistan, U.S. troops are now holding an American man who has been fighting alongside the Taliban. His mother says he was… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I never trust the airlines from those countries where the pilots believe in the afterlife. You are safer when they don't. — Muriel Spark Copy Share Image
I was trampled to death by a man who believed his luggage would be the first piece off. If he were an… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
What President of the Airline is doing is, he's urging everyone to give up their frequent flyer miles for sick kids... But… — David Cross Copy Share Image
Ten Delta Airlines baggage handlers were arrested for smuggling drugs into Detroit. Yeah, you can tell Delta was involved, because the drugs… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
There has always been a certain romanticism associated with the airline business. We must avoid its perpetuation at Eastern at all costs. — Frank Borman Copy Share Image
America, the land of the free, is turning itself into the land of the free ride. [U.S. airlines] are operating in protected… — Rod Eddington Copy Share Image
Republicans also took control of the Senate after gaining another seven seats. I haven't seen the GOP get this many seats since… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
There are lots of problems in Transnet, which we are trying to sort out, but we are quite confident we will. We… — Thabo Mbeki Copy Share Image
Look, I think that when we started Virgin Atlantic 30 years ago, we had one 747 competing with the airlines that had… — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
Asking journalists to denounce leaks because of their deleterious effects on the functioning of government is as hopeless as asking an airline… — Benjamin Wittes Copy Share Image
At American Airlines, we have built a business around the love of travel that has lasted three quarters of a century. And… — Gerard Arpey Copy Share Image
Why do airline pilots always call passengers "folks"? I don't usually take umbrage at generic terminology--I'm one of those forward-thinkers who believes… — C.E. Murphy Copy Share Image
Americans have an abiding belief in their ability to control reality by purely material means... airline insurance replaces the fear of death… — Cecil Beaton Copy Share Image
England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
You can divide airlines into two camps: expensive and cheap. But I believe that we will only distinguish between long-haul and short-haul… — Stelios Haji-Ioannou Copy Share Image
And in the process, we have come up with fuels - algae-based fuels, isobutanol-based fuels and other fuels - that we think… — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I flew out here on Southwest Airlines. Southwest has a plane that's painted like Shamu the whale from Sea World. Yeah, that'll… — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
