Airline Quote by Ellen DeGeneres

On an airplane, you are always told to put on your own oxygen mask first. The same way in life, you need to take…

— Rajashree Choudhury

You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.

— Rita Rudner

If your oxygen mask drops down, it's time to take a breather!

— Richard Simmons

In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling, and untangling them will annoy you before you die.

— Frankie Boyle

“Commercial airlines rely upon pressure to keep their passengers properly oxygenated. In preflight safety”

— Kevin Fong

This is an especially good time for you vacationers who plan to fly, because the Reagan administration, as part of the same policy under…

— Dave Barry

I wish planes would tell you if they're going to have internet, food, or an outlet to charge your phone BEFORE the flight!

— Demi Lovato

Put on your own oxygen mask before assisting others.

— Randy Pausch

Most budget airlines anywhere in the world are going to leave you dissatisfied after using them.

— Chris Hadfield

What this country needs is a credit card for charging things to experience.

— Tom Wilson

“When discharging industrial gas into the indoor environment in high altitude astronomy, we never wore breathing respirators that fed us oxygenated air at above…

— Steven Magee

“When discharging industrial gas into the indoor environment in high altitude astronomy, we never wore protective breathing respirators that fed us oxygenated air at…

— Steven Magee