I personally like being unique. I like being my own person with my own style and my own opinions and my own… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
And we certainly don't have full conversations on cellphones. You know? Usually the reception is so bad, but it's only bad on… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
The first person I learned I could make happy with laughter was my mother, whom I idolize. It was a powerful thing… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
...To be honest, I'd be the last person who should be doling out gardeinng advice. I don't have the patience for growing… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Contribute to the world. Help people. Help one person. Help someone cross the street today. Help someone with directions unless you have… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
When I was younger I thought success was something different. I thought, " When I grow up, I want to be famous.… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Come on, if you don't win tonight it doesn't mean you're not a good person, it just means you're not a good… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Find out who you are and be that person. That's what your soul was put on this Earth to be. Find that… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
This is my real secret to being a joyful person: I make my life easy. I spend more time being grateful for… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I'm not an activist; I don't look for controversy. I'm not a political person, but I'm a person with compassion. I care… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
You know how you always expect someone to think the same as you and then your like, really shocked when they don't?… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known as a… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
The first time probably people really were aware of me, I unfortunately had the title of Showtime's Funniest Person in America. And… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Laugh. Laugh as much as you can. Laugh until you cry. Cry until you laugh. Keep doing it even if people are… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I see those picketers, and I think you know, if I weren't a loving, non-violent, spiritual person, I would really go over… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I wanted to have money; I wanted to be special; I wanted people to like me; I wanted to be famous. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I think what saved me is me being honest. I think I somewhow had the courage to do something and say something that I… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I think there's too much mult-tasking going on. I think people need to quiet down and focus and be still more. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
We can sit and worry about what's going to happen to us two weeks from now. I'd rather focus on the amazing things happening… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
It's our challenges and obstacles that give us layers of depth and make us interesting. Are they fun when they happen? No. But they… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I had done a sitcom and a movie and hosted the Emmys, and all of a sudden, I lost everything. As someone put it… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Save a life this Thanksgiving, and join me in starting a new tradition by adopting a turkey instead of eating one through Farm Sanctuary's… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Answers to Frequently Asked Questions: Yes. Yes. No. One time in high school. Three times in my twenties. Rocks no salt. Yes. Four. Never.… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Actually this is really funny - one time she accidentally forgot to leave a note and I had no idea she had even moved.… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Gratitude is looking on the brighter side of the life, even if it means hurting your eyes. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
