I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. Its been about… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
The only thing I really recommend, if you're starting out in stand-up is to not try to copy anybody else. You can… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
The most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity and to not give in to peer pressure… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Start thinking positively. You will notice a difference. Instead of 'I think I'm a loser,' try 'I definitely am a loser.' Stop… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I work really hard at trying to see the big picture and not getting stuck in ego. I believe we're all put… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Contribute to the world. Help people. Help one person. Help someone cross the street today. Help someone with directions unless you have… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
When I was younger I thought success was something different. I thought, " When I grow up, I want to be famous.… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I appreciate your giving my book -- and in no small way, me -- a chance. To thank you, I really wanted… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I'm sure men have their own ways of trying to demean one another, but women can be very gossipy and judgmental, and… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
We're just trying to find happiness in the bodies and minds we were given, like everyone else. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I've been trying to find women writers for my staff for a while now and I have three women on my staff… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
So, I bought a new CD and I was trying to get it open but couldn't with all the layers... I mean… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Trying to get the talk show, looking back on it, we had to beg a lot of station managers to pick up… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Normally, I try not to pay attention to my haters, but this time I'd like to talk about it, because my haters… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The thing everyone should realize is that the… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I get those fleeting, beautiful moments of inner peace and stillness - and then the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
When I look back on the stuff I used to wear, I wonder why somebody didn't try to stop me. Just a… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I wanted to have money; I wanted to be special; I wanted people to like me; I wanted to be famous. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I think what saved me is me being honest. I think I somewhow had the courage to do something and say something that I… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I think there's too much mult-tasking going on. I think people need to quiet down and focus and be still more. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
We can sit and worry about what's going to happen to us two weeks from now. I'd rather focus on the amazing things happening… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
It's our challenges and obstacles that give us layers of depth and make us interesting. Are they fun when they happen? No. But they… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I had done a sitcom and a movie and hosted the Emmys, and all of a sudden, I lost everything. As someone put it… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Save a life this Thanksgiving, and join me in starting a new tradition by adopting a turkey instead of eating one through Farm Sanctuary's… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Answers to Frequently Asked Questions: Yes. Yes. No. One time in high school. Three times in my twenties. Rocks no salt. Yes. Four. Never.… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Actually this is really funny - one time she accidentally forgot to leave a note and I had no idea she had even moved.… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Gratitude is looking on the brighter side of the life, even if it means hurting your eyes. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
