I'm a - I'm a, um, a godmother which is just, that's fun to be a godmother, she is so precious, she's… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
If success is really dependent on someone liking you or not liking you, and you have to teeter on that kind of… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
[Airline food] is the tiniest food I've ever seen in my entire life. Any kind of meat that you get - chicken,… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
There's lotion for your face, for your hands, for your feet, for your body. Why? What would happen if you put hand… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I collect old portraits. They're all just interesting pictures of people, and you just kind of wonder who they were and what… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I just like observing people - it's something I've done ever since I was a kid, and I got really good at… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Comedy can be, especially in a writer's room, really aggressive, kind of a very male-dominated room, and it would be hard for… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Hosting the Emmys is a challenge for me. I guess it's the equivalent of someone who needs to climb a mountain or… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I look at anything in nature and how things work-the stars, the pyramids-and I can't imagine that there's not some kind of… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
There are people out there hiding all kinds of things. People who have all this success and all this fame and all… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer out there. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known as a… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I want people to like me - but not at my expense. I just learned that there are too many people who… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian, and I definitely see the humor in a lot of things. I am also sad a lot. I cry… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I wanted to have money; I wanted to be special; I wanted people to like me; I wanted to be famous. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I think what saved me is me being honest. I think I somewhow had the courage to do something and say something that I… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I think there's too much mult-tasking going on. I think people need to quiet down and focus and be still more. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
We can sit and worry about what's going to happen to us two weeks from now. I'd rather focus on the amazing things happening… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
It's our challenges and obstacles that give us layers of depth and make us interesting. Are they fun when they happen? No. But they… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I had done a sitcom and a movie and hosted the Emmys, and all of a sudden, I lost everything. As someone put it… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Save a life this Thanksgiving, and join me in starting a new tradition by adopting a turkey instead of eating one through Farm Sanctuary's… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Answers to Frequently Asked Questions: Yes. Yes. No. One time in high school. Three times in my twenties. Rocks no salt. Yes. Four. Never.… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Actually this is really funny - one time she accidentally forgot to leave a note and I had no idea she had even moved.… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Gratitude is looking on the brighter side of the life, even if it means hurting your eyes. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
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