The song 'If I Had a Hammer' is geared toward people who don't have a hammer. Maybe before I had a hammer… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
If you're in a position where you can help other people, there is nothing better in life than helping other people. Happy… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
If we lose our phones, we lose our phone books. You don't memorize numbers anymore. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
If anybody could put themselves in that situation of feeling a giant loud voice saying you don't deserve the same rights, you… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
If there weren't blacks, Jews and gays, there would no Oscars. Or anyone named Oscar, if you think about that. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
In the 80's we had high, high, waisted pants, that if they came up any higher they'd have to go up another… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I get my dance moves from just moving around and listening to music and not really worrying about if it's perfect or… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
If success is really dependent on someone liking you or not liking you, and you have to teeter on that kind of… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I know that experts say you're more likely to get hurt crossing the street than you are flying, but that doesn't make… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
You talk to some people who are opposed to same sex marriage, and they'll say, 'If we allow that, what's next? Will… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Be open to learning new lessons, even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I do it because I love animals and I saw the reality. And I just couldn't ignore it anymore. I'm healthier for… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
There's lotion for your face, for your hands, for your feet, for your body. Why? What would happen if you put hand… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Golden eagles have an interesting way of mating, where they connect in the air while flying at eighty miles an hour and… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Come on, if you don't win tonight it doesn't mean you're not a good person, it just means you're not a good… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
There's always time to do things that you're passionate about. ... If my name helps get something out there that I believe… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I think people need to laugh everyday. Whether the economy is good or bad, I think the most important thing is to… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Now airlines charge for everything... If the oxygen mask drops, you have to swipe your credit card to start the flow of… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Human beings only use ten percent of their brains. Ten percent! Can you imagine how much we could accomplish if we used… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Meditation is helping me learn to sit still. Twenty minutes of meditation in the morning is a nice way to start my… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
There are people out there hiding all kinds of things. People who have all this success and all this fame and all… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Now we have hands-free phones, so you can focus on the thing you're really supposed to be doing. Chances are, if you… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I always like using different muscles, you can take that however you want. But doing something once a year is fantastic, I… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Friends will write me letters. They run out of room on the front of the letter. They write 'over' on the bottom… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I wanted to have money; I wanted to be special; I wanted people to like me; I wanted to be famous. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I think what saved me is me being honest. I think I somewhow had the courage to do something and say something that I… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I think there's too much mult-tasking going on. I think people need to quiet down and focus and be still more. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
We can sit and worry about what's going to happen to us two weeks from now. I'd rather focus on the amazing things happening… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
It's our challenges and obstacles that give us layers of depth and make us interesting. Are they fun when they happen? No. But they… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I had done a sitcom and a movie and hosted the Emmys, and all of a sudden, I lost everything. As someone put it… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Save a life this Thanksgiving, and join me in starting a new tradition by adopting a turkey instead of eating one through Farm Sanctuary's… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Answers to Frequently Asked Questions: Yes. Yes. No. One time in high school. Three times in my twenties. Rocks no salt. Yes. Four. Never.… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Actually this is really funny - one time she accidentally forgot to leave a note and I had no idea she had even moved.… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Gratitude is looking on the brighter side of the life, even if it means hurting your eyes. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
