There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Do you live each day as if it's your first or your last? Either way you should probably have a diaper on. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
The only way a no-legged leopard could hurt you is if it fell out of a tree onto your head. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I'm sure men have their own ways of trying to demean one another, but women can be very gossipy and judgmental, and… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Here are the values that I stand for: honesty, equality, kindness, compassion, treating people the way you want to be treated and… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
If success is really dependent on someone liking you or not liking you, and you have to teeter on that kind of… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
It's hard when paparazzi are photographing every single thing you do. I'm sure a lot of people made mistakes - they just… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
When I was younger I thought success was something different. I thought, " When I grow up, I want to be famous.… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Way, way back in the day, like in the 1990s, if you wanted to tell everyone you ate waffles for breakfast, you… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I appreciate your giving my book -- and in no small way, me -- a chance. To thank you, I really wanted… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Golden eagles have an interesting way of mating, where they connect in the air while flying at eighty miles an hour and… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
This is my real secret to being a joyful person: I make my life easy. I spend more time being grateful for… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
My dream guests are really not so much celebrities. They're people who are actually interesting and they're doing something interesting with their… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Meditation is helping me learn to sit still. Twenty minutes of meditation in the morning is a nice way to start my… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
There are people out there hiding all kinds of things. People who have all this success and all this fame and all… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Some people believe that to find happiness, you should live each day of your life as if it's your last because that… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Laugh. Laugh as much as you can. Laugh until you cry. Cry until you laugh. Keep doing it even if people are… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
And the bottom line is we are who we are-we look a certain way, we talk a certain way, we walk a… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Friends will write me letters. They run out of room on the front of the letter. They write 'over' on the bottom… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I wanted to have money; I wanted to be special; I wanted people to like me; I wanted to be famous. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I think what saved me is me being honest. I think I somewhow had the courage to do something and say something that I… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I think there's too much mult-tasking going on. I think people need to quiet down and focus and be still more. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
We can sit and worry about what's going to happen to us two weeks from now. I'd rather focus on the amazing things happening… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
It's our challenges and obstacles that give us layers of depth and make us interesting. Are they fun when they happen? No. But they… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I had done a sitcom and a movie and hosted the Emmys, and all of a sudden, I lost everything. As someone put it… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Save a life this Thanksgiving, and join me in starting a new tradition by adopting a turkey instead of eating one through Farm Sanctuary's… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Answers to Frequently Asked Questions: Yes. Yes. No. One time in high school. Three times in my twenties. Rocks no salt. Yes. Four. Never.… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Actually this is really funny - one time she accidentally forgot to leave a note and I had no idea she had even moved.… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Gratitude is looking on the brighter side of the life, even if it means hurting your eyes. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
