I like being busy and juggling a lot of things at the same time. I get bored easily, so I need to… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
The truth is - and this is corny - I fall more in love with Portia all the time. I really do.… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
So excited for the Apple Watch. For centuries, we've checked the time by looking at our phones. Having it on your wrist?… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I won't have a hard time being brutally honest. But I won't be mean. You don't have to be mean to be… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
There would be nothing to get me to run for president. I don't even understand how anyone would want that job at… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
What you look like on the outside is not what makes you cool at all. I mean, I had a mullet and… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“I spend a lot of time exploring my body. Hang on, that doesn't sound quite right. What I mean to say is,… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I still have the shirt I wore my first time on Johnny Carson's show. Only now I use it as a tablecloth… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I always worry when someone's a good golfer. It's like you shouldn't have time to be good at anything. You should just… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail,… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I had done a sitcom and a movie and hosted the Emmys, and all of a sudden, I lost everything. As someone… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Answers to Frequently Asked Questions: Yes. Yes. No. One time in high school. Three times in my twenties. Rocks no salt. Yes.… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail,… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
It must be around forty, when you're "over the hill." I don't even know what that means and why it's a bad… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. Its been about… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I know that every time I list something that I am, I am potentially alienating a whole group of people. Publicists and… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Some people believe that to find happiness, you should live each day of your life as if it's your last because that… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I'm a - I'm a, um, a godmother which is just, that's fun to be a godmother, she is so precious, she's… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Actually this is really funny - one time she accidentally forgot to leave a note and I had no idea she had… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I get so lost in the moment, I start running around my yard, flapping my arms like a seagull at the… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“But what's important is that you enjoy and appreciate every day, and that's something you can accomplish by just living in the… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
There's always time to do things that you're passionate about. ... If my name helps get something out there that I believe… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Have you seen the deer heads on the walls of bars, the ones wearing party hats, sunglasses and streamers? I feel sorry… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“What you look like on the outside is not what makes you cool... I mean, I had a mullet and I wore… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I get those fleeting, beautiful moments of inner peace and stillness - and then the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Standup is more me talking the entire time. There's definitely an exchange of energy because that room, that audience, is giving back. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I've moved about 10 times over the past 15 years. I don't move for the sole purpose of getting rid of stuff.… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
There is something about TM. It is the only time I have that stillness... It gives me this peaceful feeling-I just love… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
People give me such a hard time because I don't wear dresses. What's that got to do with anything? — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
We all feel like idiots at one time or another. Even if we feel we're cool 98 percent of the time, that… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I didn't go to college at all, any college, and I'm not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
For a long time I thought I knew for sure who I was. I grew up in New Orleans and became a… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
No matter how popular you are as a stand-up - you can go out and fill a 10,000-seat arena and be smart… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
The first time probably people really were aware of me, I unfortunately had the title of Showtime's Funniest Person in America. And… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I don't pay attention to the number of birthdays. It's weird when I say I'm 53. It just is crazy that I'm… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail,… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I had a really tough time for a few years. My show was gone. My phone wasn't ringing. There wasn't one job… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Then you have these people in the movie theaters that talk the whole time during the movie. You ever go with somebody… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I wanted to have money; I wanted to be special; I wanted people to like me; I wanted to be famous. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I think what saved me is me being honest. I think I somewhow had the courage to do something and say something that I… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I think there's too much mult-tasking going on. I think people need to quiet down and focus and be still more. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
We can sit and worry about what's going to happen to us two weeks from now. I'd rather focus on the amazing things happening… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
It's our challenges and obstacles that give us layers of depth and make us interesting. Are they fun when they happen? No. But they… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I had done a sitcom and a movie and hosted the Emmys, and all of a sudden, I lost everything. As someone put it… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Save a life this Thanksgiving, and join me in starting a new tradition by adopting a turkey instead of eating one through Farm Sanctuary's… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Answers to Frequently Asked Questions: Yes. Yes. No. One time in high school. Three times in my twenties. Rocks no salt. Yes. Four. Never.… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Actually this is really funny - one time she accidentally forgot to leave a note and I had no idea she had even moved.… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Gratitude is looking on the brighter side of the life, even if it means hurting your eyes. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
