Air travel Quote by Robin Williams

“The TSA gets all upset about things like razor blades and pocket knives. They're narrow minded that way.”

— Rex Cutty

Funny, isn't it? The airlines go to all that trouble to keep you from taking a gun on board, then they just hand you…

— Dave Barry

Scissors, screwdrivers and the like pose an unacceptable risk to flight crews as well passengers.

— Dave Reichert

I have a mortal fear of nail clippers.

— Lo Bosworth

The men and women who make up a plane's crew put their lives in jeopardy each time they fly. It's our job as much…

— Dave Reichert

You can't bring tweezers on an airplane. If I'm on a plane and you try to hijack it with tweezers, I'll whip your ass,…

— Alonzo Bodden

Thats why we are inconveniencing air traffickers, to make sure nobody is carrying weapons on airplanes.

— George W. Bush

So I got off the plane and I forget to take off my seat-belt and I’m dragging the plane through the terminal... The wings…

— Steven Wright

I tell you what I really fear. I fear aeroplanes. When the flight's all right and smooth I'm still thinking, 'what if the engine…

— Muhammad Ali

You can't take a knife on a plane anymore, but you can get on carrying a virus.

— David Quammen

I should probably be afraid. But instead a hysterical laugh bubbles inside me, because I just remembered something: Maybe I can’t hold a gun.…

— Veronica Roth

If the security personnel do their job properly, they just might cause you to miss your plane, thereby possibly saving your life.

— Dave Barry