Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Cable is not bound because people pay for it. It's literally a choice, that's the operative word. If you don't like the… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
A Pentagon official once said the people who would actually push the button probably have never seen a person die. He said… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I think 'Dead Poets' was probably my favorite, just to get started with the idea of doing a movie that people treated… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I couldn't imagine living the way I used to live. Now people come up to me from the drug days and go,… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Shooting in New York is the shiznit, if I may be so bold. It was great. New York is a character. People… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I was in Iraq, Afghanistan, Djibouti, Bahrain. The first year I went pretty much by myself. Then I went with General [Richard]… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on!… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
People would say I never censor. As Billy Crystal says, 'I don't have that button.' — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It's not. The worst thing in life… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
My preference is live performance. Because you get the feedback. There's an energy. It's live theater. That's why I think actors like… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I have no desire to go anywhere near drugs. People say, "Aren't you tempted?" No, because of the ridiculousness of it. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too,… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
There are times when life's just real quiet and simple. I sometimes get tired of people saying, "Well, what are you really… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I've had a lot of people tell me they watched 'Old Dogs' with their kids and had a good time. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, 'Mr. Williams, why do you think there is… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
“I used to think the worst thing in life is to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Tweets? That stuff kills conversation. And people taking pictures with their phone or recording you, sometimes surreptitiously, is creepy. They come up… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
