I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Life is fleeting. And if you're ever distressed, cast your eyes to the summer sky when when the stars are strung across… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
As intellectual as we think we are, you still trip, we still have human foibles, sexuality, all the different things to still… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you'll fly like me. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I think it's great when stories are dark and strange and weirdly personal. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
"It's just literally being afraid. And you think, oh, [the alcohol] will ease the fear. And it doesn't." What was he afraid… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Lance Armstrong pushes the envelope in terms of the human experience. You can have a personal best, you can push your own… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
My preference is live performance. Because you get the feedback. There's an energy. It's live theater. That's why I think actors like… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I love to ride my bike, which is great aerobics, but also just a great time for me to think, so it's… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
And you get that little endorphin buzz, it's great. Why do you think Einstein looked like that? I don't think he was… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
[On creating] And you get that little endorphin buzz, it's great. Why do you think Einstein looked like that? I don't think… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, 'Mr. Williams, why do you think there is… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
“I used to think the worst thing in life is to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
When you create you get a little endorphin rush. Why do you think Einstein looked like that? — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
My preference is live performance, because you get the feedback. There's an energy. It's live theater. That's why I think actors like… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
It is hard to find something where you can go off as much as I do in stand-up, but I think stand-up… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
My childhood was lonely. Both my parents were away a lot, working, and the maid basically raised me. And I think that's… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I thought I was fooling people. But it's the old thing of 'they say vodka doesn't smell'. No, not until you sweat.… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole." — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
In truth I never really liked any of the heavy drugs, because normally my energy is up when I'm performing, and that's… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
You'd think all of these "atypical" somethings would add up to a typical something — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I enjoy that, and the idea of doing small things over a period of time. I think there are certain things you… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image