Just now when I said, "I have a crush on you," you didn't say, "no way loser". I'd rather have a lobotomy… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I write on big yellow legal pads - ideas in outline form when I'm doing stand-up and stuff. It's vivid that way.… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I couldn't imagine living the way I used to live. Now people come up to me from the drug days and go,… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
The world is open for play, [that] everything and everybody is mockable, in a wonderful way. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I loved school, maybe too much, really. I was summa cum laude in high school. I was driven that way. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
We were romantics. We didn't just read poetry. We let it drip from our tongues like honey. Spirits soared. Women swooned, and… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Jamie Kilstein is amazing and I will be spreading the word. He has the spark that energized my conscience. We need more… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
They're talking about partial nuclear disarmament, which is also like talking about partial circumcision - you either go all the way or… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
The 'Aladdin' thing - that's not work; that's just fun. Three days in the recording studio going mad, then the animators do… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. 'I want it to be the way it was.' But… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
You don't need cocaine! There's another way to get real high, and really mess your mind up, it's called marathon running! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
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