2020. There'll be cold fusion. We'll actually be able to power our cars with our own feces. That's right. The emissions problem… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I basically started performing for my mother, going, 'Love me!' What drives you to perform is the need for that primal connection.… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
You’ve got to be crazy! It’s too late to be sane, too late. You’ve got to go full tilt bozo... ‘Cause you’re… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
And you get that little endorphin buzz, it's great. Why do you think Einstein looked like that? I don't think he was… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
[On creating] And you get that little endorphin buzz, it's great. Why do you think Einstein looked like that? I don't think… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too,… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
You know what music is? God's little reminder that there's something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Here's the best birth control in the whole world, if you really, if you have no pills, if you have no diaphragm,… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
When you create you get a little endorphin rush. Why do you think Einstein looked like that? — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
One day [when I relapsed] I walked into a store and saw a little bottle of Jack Daniel's. And then that voice… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Honey, you [Michael Jackson] gotta pick a race first. All of a sudden you're a black man, then you're Diana Ross, now… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
We were totally opposite - me coming from the West Coast and a junior college, and him [ Christopher Reeve] from the… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
You appreciate little things, like walks on the beach with a defibrillator. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image