On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I was once walking in an airport and a woman came up to me and said, 'Be zany!'. That'd be like walking… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
To make fun of an administration, to make fun of anything, Mark Twain said, is the last defense of democracy. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Just now when I said, "I have a crush on you," you didn't say, "no way loser". I'd rather have a lobotomy… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
A Pentagon official once said the people who would actually push the button probably have never seen a person die. He said… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Even when I did my Broadway show, I did 15 minutes no one had seen before, because that was the night that… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I don't have a college degree, and my father didn't have a college degree, so when my son, Zachary, graduated from college,… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, 'Mr. Williams, why do you think there is… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
The idea of the industrial fishing affects everyone. Those factory ships play this game of hit and run with the international fishing… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
My mother's idea of natural childbirth was giving birth without makeup. She was hyper-positive - the world is a wonderful place, rainbows… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings. And a favorite… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I had my back waxed once by two women... and at one point they said, Do you mind if we take a… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
It's been a tough year. . . Someone said I should send out Buddhist thank-you cards since Buddhists believe that anything that… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
My childhood was really nice. My parents never forced me to do anything; it was always, "If you want to do that,… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
There was an old, crazy dude who used to live a long time ago. His name was Lord Buckley. And he said,… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
