But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
A Pentagon official once said the people who would actually push the button probably have never seen a person die. He said… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: "You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Even when I did my Broadway show, I did 15 minutes no one had seen before, because that was the night that… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I knew Matt Damon and Ben Affleck were really talented. As actors, they were both studly young men, and they had great… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Avoid using the word 'very' because it's lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don't use very sad, use… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem you face it like a man. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Keith Richards is the only man who can make the Osbournes look Amish. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
We're dealing with fundamentalists... the Amish are fundamentalists, but they don't try and hijack a carriage at needlepoint. And, if you're ever… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
See, the problem is that God gave men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I always wanted to play a big, black man, but that would cost too much make-up. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Honey, you [Michael Jackson] gotta pick a race first. All of a sudden you're a black man, then you're Diana Ross, now… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Men may have wars, but women have their period. Men go off and kill each other, but women say nasty things, which… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
It's a wonderful feeling when your father becomes not a god but a man to you - when he comes down from… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: 'You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
There's a time for daring and there's a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
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