Directing requires great discipline, that ability to be in and out at the same time. The great ones I've worked with are… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Ever since my children were born, the moment I looked at them I was crazy about them. Once I held them I… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
After my training wheels, my first real bike was a Schwinn, and my first time out, I rode down a hill, didn’t… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Things that I see in the future. I see... it could be quite incredible if we can master a few problems, like… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
There are times when life's just real quiet and simple. I sometimes get tired of people saying, "Well, what are you really… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I've had a lot of people tell me they watched 'Old Dogs' with their kids and had a good time. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
The first time I ate organic whole-grain bread I swear it tasted like roofing material. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I play a lot of computer games. I love computer graphics. I've had Pixar in me for a long time. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
It is hard to find something where you can go off as much as I do in stand-up, but I think stand-up… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
See, the problem is that God gave men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I don't practice anything. I spend time looking over ideas and then just get out and do it. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
In down times I do things like go for a long bike ride or run. The other thing I'm doing in that… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
One of my favourite actors of all time, although he doesn't necessarily play villains, is Peter Lorre. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Texting and driving at the same time is like jerking off and juggling at the same time. Too many balls in the… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I only ever play Vegas one night at a time. It's a hideous, gaudy place; it may not be the end of… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you werent paying attention to. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Do I perform sometimes in a manic style? Yes. Am I manic all the time? No. Do I get sad? Oh yeah.… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
There's a time for daring and there's a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I enjoy that, and the idea of doing small things over a period of time. I think there are certain things you… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
When Jonathan Winters died, it was like, 'Oh, man!' I knew he was frail, but I always thought he was going to… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
