What's true in our minds is true, whether some people know it or not. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Before the Web, there was just one guy running around saying 'I KNOW!' — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I can be trained, I can actually show you how intelligent I am, I can use a word like delicatessen and know… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Shooting in New York is the shiznit, if I may be so bold. It was great. New York is a character. People… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
How much more can you give? Other than, literally, open-heart surgery onstage? Not much. But the only cure you have right now… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too,… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Come on now! You kick out the gooks, the next thing you know, you have to kick out the chinks, the spicks,… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
My father retired to San Francisco, and I got a chance to know him and be around him. It's always been someplace… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
After my training wheels, my first real bike was a Schwinn, and my first time out, I rode down a hill, didn’t… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
[On creating] And you get that little endorphin buzz, it's great. Why do you think Einstein looked like that? I don't think… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I stopped drinking when I had children because I wanted to be awake and aware. I did not want to be going,… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
You know what music is? God's little reminder that there's something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
My preference is live performance. Because you get the feedback. There's an energy. It's live theater. That's why I think actors like… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I'm fascinated by the new iPhone. I bought it and kept trying to use it in France. "Siri, what is a good… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
If heaven exists, to know that there's laughs, that would be a great thing. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Compassionate conservative. I don't know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
You know what music is - a harmonic connection between all living beings. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
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