Differences Quote by Robin Williams

“You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.”

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On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested.

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Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'

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We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!

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In America they really do mythologise people when they die.

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I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.

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I was a serious method actor until I visited this site.

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I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free!

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But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.

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People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.

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Shortly after I turned 50, both Ted Turner and the AARP came into my life. The only difference? With AARP, there were benefits.

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